Most women find that their dating pool starts to dry up after 40, but you’re not most women.
Sure, these dotty old men are fun movie tropes, but did you know you can fuck them?? Most of these dudes have already seen you naked, and at the bare minimum they’ve taken a deep look at the irregular mole on your back.
If Dallas women are famous for their ability to stand out in a crowd, Dallas men might be distinguished by the fact that they don’t. Having spent so much time examining the beauty habits of the well-heeled female, I turned my attention toward the male species.
But within that sameness, there is also a Dallas brand.
With the police unwilling to start a statewide search, Pee-wee sets out on an adventure to try and find his bike.
Pee-Wee Herman is a fairly acquired taste and won't please all audiences.